I ve got a twelve pack of beer and the food s on its way
A brand new risk board game and I m ready to play
You can go first after the pieces have been dispersed
From the Northwest Territory to Madagascar
You re the prettiest girl I ve ever seen by far
And I wish you luck on your quest to rule the world
And I can t help but smile as your army attacks
I bet Napoleon Bonaparte never felt this relaxed
Please don t get mad if I make up the rules as we go

There s so much to risk, there s so much to lose
If you sank my battleship, I d still look for clues
My pursuits aren t trivial; you have a monopoly on my heart
You can twister around but please don t tear it apart
Baby, next time, let s play life

Well it s Friday night and I can t help my fascination
With the way the light hits your face and world domination
As the Ukraine gets attacked from the west
And when the rolling dice stops and are little game ends
If you empires destroyed can we still be friends
Please take a card I wouldn t want to cheat you

There s so much to risk, there s so much to lose
If you sank my battleship, I d still look for clues
My pursuits aren t trivial; you have a monopoly on my heart
You can twister around but please don t tear it apart
Baby, next time, let s play life

(Checkers)
No, no, no
(Chess)
Moves way to slow
(Sorry)
Uh, I ve got to go
(Scrabble)
Can t get into the flow

There s so much to risk, there s so much to lose
If you sank my battleship, I d still look for clues
My pursuits aren t trivial; you have a monopoly on my heart
You can twister around but please don t tear it apart
Baby, next time, let s play life

And we could fly from the board up to the stars
In our little plastic astral cars
Baby, next time, let s play life

And if you accepted my invitation gladly
I would thank god for Milton Bradley
Baby, next time, let s play life